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January 31 2018

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brokendildo:

ariasune:

today has been educational

i’ve heard a burmese python fart and it sounds like a person farting very slowly

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katemckillinit:

darkisnotevil:

leiaorganaoil:

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

A goddess among man

October 01 2017

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fruitsgood:

dawwwwfactory:

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

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alithographica:

This week: Form follows function! You can tell a lot about a bird by its wings.

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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September 30 2017

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chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

ultrafacts:

For 37 years it’s been up there on the flat roof of Mark Gubin’s building in the flight path of Mitchell International Airport. A sign painted in letters 6 feet tall tells people arriving here by air: “WELCOME TO CLEVELAND.”

“There’s not a real purpose for having this here except madness, which I tend to be pretty good at,” Gubin said

Above that the roof, he was having lunch one day in 1978 with a woman who worked as his assistant. Taking note of all the low-flying planes, she said it would be nice to make a sign welcoming everyone to Milwaukee. “You know what would even be better?” Gubin said.

The next thing you know, he’s out there on the black roof with a roller and white paint creating the sign that would bring more notoriety than anything else in his long career. A story about his confusing message ran in thousands of newspapers and magazines, on national TV news, “The Tonight Show,” Paul Harvey, all over.

(Fact Source)

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

My hero

August 27 2017

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godtiers:

no offence but i cant believe there are terfs out there who think alison bechdel is one of them…alison bechdel..who wrote and drew this comic……..

hanorganaas:

widovvs:

fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise

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benaddictedcumberbabe:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

August 26 2017

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kateordie:

trebled-negrita-princess:

rassmalai:

Throwback to this iconic tweet

🤔🤔🤔🤔

It pretty much boils down to “I never had to think about it until it affected me personally”

August 13 2017

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alwaysbewoke:

bitch ass nazis

August 11 2017

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August 10 2017

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sauvamente:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via SteveKopack)

2017 ain’t real

August 09 2017

s-martblr:

prancingpalfreys:

starlabsforever:

seals-need-love-to-live:

howyougetthefangirl:

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

Y'all I was at the river just hanging with my friend and these two high school girls run up to us and say “Can you pretend to be our friends? Cause this guy has been following us,” and we sat with them and they called their parents to pick them up and I really want to share that story cause it’s SO SMART and when you’re in crisis your mind can just blank in panic so I want everyone to have that story in the back of their heads. NEVER be afraid to ask strangers for protection!

Once in like ninth grade, I was at Starbucks by myself doing homework and this weirdo came and sat at my table and was telling me how he was a photographer and how he was “scouting” for models and he really liked my “look” and he was trying to ask my name and how old I was and I was panicking bc I didn’t know what to do
Then this middle aged woman came up to us and was like “EMILY there you are sweetie I was looking for you it’s time to go home!” and the guy left really awkwardly and then she told me that she had a daughter my age and asked if I told him my name and I said no and she told me to be safe
Keep an eye out. Protect each other

why do men have to be so goddamn creepy like shit dude

FOREVER REBLOG

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rhube:

uomodelgiappone:

reblog per il sociale

OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.

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cartel:

Squares or circles? Do you see squares or circles???

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amyjake:

Andy Samberg
© Ramona Rosales, Billboard Magazine

Reposted byAc1dRa1nCanadien

August 07 2017

Thank you for those who are spreading the word about bird safety

the-daily-chicken:

If you see my most recent reblog, there is a comic about a dog befriending baby chicks. A cute story, in fact, but there are many dangers when a bird (or any non-mammal) and a dog or cat (once again, any mammal) coincide.

Even if your bird, in this case we will just use chickens as an example, were to become best friends with a dog or a cat, there are many dangers it may face. Cats and dogs have harmful bacteria in their saliva that can hurt and possibly kill your bird.

Even a moment of cuteness can turn deadly.

Moreso, it is vital that you always monitor your bird around other animals. A quick jab of a paw or a snippy bite can easily end the life of a chicken, parakeet, parrot, pigeon, or other bird.

Please, take into consideration the consequences of introducing your pet bird to another animal. Do your research and have a vigilant eye. Even if your animal means no harm, there is always the chance your bird can suffer from great pain.

a court jester is simply an extinct breed of clown

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