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June 11 2015

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notthedroidyouarelookingfor:

LOTR extras
”He proceeded to sort of talk about some very clandestine part of WW2…
He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that they make so I just sort of didn’t push the subject any further, I just said ”Well you obviously know what to do, Christopher, so I’m sure you’ll do it great” and he did.”

#i’m not saying christopher lee has killed a man but i think we all know christopher lee has killed a man

why I love those two idiot avocados, aka Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson

ijustreallylovedaredevil:

  • Matt and Foggy call each other buddy all the time it’s adorable I can’t
  • even at their first meeting Foggy was totally awkward and adorable and Matt just went with it and then they were besties, just like that
  • Foggy worries so much about Matt all the time (”Hate when you don’t answer my calls, buddy. I always think you fell down an open manhole or something.”)
  • SEE BUDDY AGAIN
  • when they can’t find Matt after the explosion and stuff, even though Foggy is hurt and in the hospital, he wants to go out to look for his BFF
  • Foggy played pranks on Matt during college and it was probably hilarious and I need more stories
  • they have so much history together (“Not the butcher story again…”)
  • Foggy sobering up SO DAMN QUICKLY when he thinks Matt is in trouble, threatening an unknown presence in the dark of Matt’s apartment
  • everything about this quote: “Dragged me into this rinky-dink firm, Murdock… and I’ll never be able to thank you enough for it.”
  • Foggy is always willing to lead Matt around but doesn’t drag him and doesn’t treat him like glass and is always willing to fight on Matt’s behalf and he’s just such a good friend and tbh he forgets that Matt is blind some of the time and even mentions that
  • they made their own firm together even though free bagels every morning at the other place, but they didn’t like it SO THEY WENT OUT TOGETHER AND MADE THEIR OWN
  • also all those dinosaurs on their desks when they were interning
  • Foggy describes people’s actions for Matt and it’s so fucking cute and perfect and I can’t
  • Matt having two people he cares about and you can bet number one on that list is Foggy
  • Foggy is the closest thing Matt has to family
  • Foggy has clearly been through a lot of shit when it comes to Matt’s relationships, and he continues to trust Matt, because he asks him to
  • CALLS MATT A WOUNDED HANDSOME DUCK
  • Foggy barely knows Punjabi, but nice try buddy
  • running joke about how Matt always knows if someone is hot and it’s really just not fair
  • Foggy still accidentally making awkward blind comments and trying to backtrack on them, poor guy just keeps digging himself holes.
  • pretty much married, except their partnership is more important than a civil union
  • avocados
  • that is all
  • I’m done
  • goodbye friends I love these losers too much
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kittyxnoir:

mortisia:

Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee, CBE, CStJ, (born 27 May 1922) is an English actor, singer and author.

Contrary to popular belief, Lee does not have a vast library of occult books. When giving a speech at the University College Dublin on 8 November 2011, he said: "Somebody wrote I have 20,000 books. I’d have to live in a bath! I have maybe four or five [occult books].“

“I’ve seen many men die right in front of me - so many in fact that I’ve become almost hardened to it. Having seen the worst that human beings can do to each other, the results of torture, mutilation and seeing someone blown to pieces by a bomb, you develop a kind of shell. But you had to. You had to. Otherwise, we would never have won.”

“I will play no more monsters. Dracula is different; he is such an exciting person.”

“(on Vincent Price and Peter Cushing) They were both grand masters of their art but more importantly as human beings… wonderful people, wonderful actors and I miss them very very much.”

Happy Birthday Sir  ♥

Excuse me while I sob.

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thefilmstage:

R.I.P. Christopher Lee, who has passed away at the age of 93. 

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thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

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Favorite pictures of Aaron Taylor-Johnson 31-34/?

jacobinesque:

A man came across a beach covered in starfish that had washed ashore.  Further along he saw a boy throwing the starfish back into the ocean.  “What are you doing?” he asked the boy.  The boy responded “The tide is going out and if the starfish don’t get back into ocean they will die.”

“But there are thousands of starfish on this beach!” the man said.  “You can’t possibly save them all.  Even if you worked all day, it wouldn’t make a difference.”

The boy picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean.  “It made a difference to that one.”

That starfish was Albert Einstein.

aspiringdoctors:

radieldancliffe:

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

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albel-is-mine:

stfuconservatives:

quipquipquip:

thedailyfootnote:

babbybunnybutts:

nerdygirlie:

ironicjetpack:

bensears:

seinemajestat:

An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.

Anti gun.

Batman.

Gun.

Bat.

Man.

reblogging this to my art blog because.

Wha-

People don’t know about the Batman.

but…

batman….

doesn’t… 

use….

guns…….

……

??????????? do people really not know this

Okay.  

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Yes, because Bruce definitely does not have his own anti-gun agenda. CLEARLY.

For anyone who watched “Batman: The Brave and the Bold,” the Batmite finale had a whole thing on this - Batman NEVER EVER uses a gun. Nobody tell his right-wing fans about that…

The whole thing about him and guns stems from his parents’ murder. like jesus fuckin christ people. 

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS

BATMAN HATES GUNS BECAUSE GUNS ARE WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BECOME THE BATMAN IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE

nitawhatyouneed:

jayshana:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

THIS

IF EVERYONE COULD LEARN THIS

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oliviafuckingpope:

“We brought back dinosaurs.  Suck it, Eagleton.”

AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself

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DAMMIT JERRY

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typetwocinderella:

dxglitter:

dorkstranger:

hooks-and-chains:

avianawareness:

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

^^^ y’all just got taken to sex ed.

THANK YOU. Jumping on a big penis wearing a too-small condom is NOT A GOOD IDEA.

This was raw af

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puffingirl:

Mr Eccleston in “Hamlet”

bluemoonygirl:

octoberreads:

a-weird-rusted-android:

Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:

Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters
McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk*
Dumbledore: Minerva
McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill*

Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this?
Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall*
McGonagall:*cleans her nails*

Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it
Snape: you are far too old for such antics
Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough?
McGonagall:*flicks her ear*
Snape:…how did you even get inside there
McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*

And thus we have found my absolute favourite Harry Potter Headcannon.

June 10 2015

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in-thislight:

paperback-mummy:

I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

radlash:

queenelsaofnotredame:

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS AND THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

jamestheknight it you

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discovergreatbritain:

Inveraray Castle

This magnificent stately home on the shores of Loch Fyne boasts tremendous views across the Scottish countryside. You might recognise its fairy-tale turrets from the Christmas 2012 episode of Downton Abbey when the Crawleys holiday in Scotland. Find out more

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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

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